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Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:25

The man was in no

Sunday, August 26. 2007

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:24

A drunken man at a party

Sunday, August 26. 2007

A drunken man at a party went up to a strange woman and embraced her clumsily. She slapped his face. 'I'm so sorry,' he said, 'I thought you were my wife.' 'Huh,' said the woman, 'You'd be a fine husband to have. Just look at you - a drunken, clumsy, disgusting brute.' 'Good heavens,' said the drunk, 'you talk like her, too.'
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:24

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:24

MABEL: When I'm old

Sunday, August 26. 2007

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:23

Mrs Smith: Don't you think

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Mrs Smith: Don't you think that man over there is the ugliest person you've ever seen?
Mrs Jones: Thats my husband.
Mrs Smith: Oh dear, I'm so sorry.
Mrs Jones: You're sorry. . .
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:23

When Marriage is Outlawed,

Sunday, August 26. 2007

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:23

Man to marriage counselor:

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:22

A man came back from

Sunday, August 26. 2007

A man came back from a party very drunk and just as he was creeping in by the front door he heard his wife moving upstairs. 'Oh - oh,' he thought, 'she mustn't think I've been drinking. I know, I'll pretend I've been reading all evening.' So he put the plan into action, went into the sitting-room and sat down. After a few minutes the door opened and his wife peered in. 'What do you think you're doing?' she asked. 'Reading, dear, just reading.' 'Shut up, you drunken idiot,' said the wife. 'Now close that suitcase and come to bed.'
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:22

Missing: wife and dog

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:22

Bigamist: A man

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too.
Posted by Dirk in Marriage Jokes at 12:21
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