Saturday, October 13. 2007
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.