Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What does the postcard from a Swiss vacationer say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: Why did the Swiss secretary cut off her finger?
A: She wanted to write shorthand.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What do you call a Swiss golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What do you get when you cross a Swiss and a lawyer?
A: Well?there are some things even a Swiss won't do.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What do you call 10 Swiss standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How do you get a one-armed Swiss man out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What can save a dying Swiss?
A: a brain transplant.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: Why do the Swiss work 7 days a week?
A: It saves having to retrain them on Monday.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What job function does a Swiss have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How do Swiss brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How can you tell if another Swiss has been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the whiteout.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How did the Swiss guy die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How do you know if a Swiss woman writes mysteries?
A: She carries a chequebook.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How does a Swiss kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: What did the stupid Swiss woman say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.