Trucker Jokes

What Do You Call 365 Swift Trucks Traveling The Same Direction?
A Years Worth Of Experience!

Why Do Women Have a Hard Time Making It In Trucking?
Because When You Give One A Load It'll Take Her Nine Months To Deliver!

I was in the TA lot watching a swift truck trying to back into a hole for the night when after quite a bit of time, the Swift driver got on the radio for help; I helped him back in and he wanted to give me 10 dollars, I replied no keep your weeks pay.

What does ROADWAY really Stand For?
Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year!

Why Do Some Roadway Trucks Have Only One Seat?
So The Driver Knows Which Side To Get In!

What Did The Driver Say To The Truck?
I play with your stick all day and all you give me is gas?

How Do You Make A Million Dollars In Trucking?
You Start With Two Million!

Why are Interstate Dist. Co. Trucks painted green?
So you wont notice them laying on their side in the ditch

A JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Swift driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by. The JB driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. the Swift driver is traveling down the road when he notices the JB driver pulled over by the DOT. The swift driver replies what happened JB the trick didn't work. The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...