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Q: Where do astronauts

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
A: At parking meteors

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:54

Q: Why was the thirsty

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: Why was the thirsty alien hanging around the computer?
A: He was looking for the space bar!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:54

Pupil: Please Sir! Did you hear

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Pupil: Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Pupil: They found fleas on Pluto!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:53

Q: How did the astronaut

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
A: On flying saucers!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:52

Cool Teenage Martian: I was

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:52

Q: How do you stop

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
A: You Rocket!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:51

First Spaceman: I'm

Saturday, October 13. 2007

First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:51

Q: Why couldn't the

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
A: It was already full!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:50

Q: Where do trained

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: Where do trained astronauts eat their lunch?
A: In the "launch" room

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:49

Q: What do you call

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: What do you call a space magician?
A: A flying sorcerer!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:49

Q: What is an astronaut's

Saturday, October 13. 2007

Q: What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
A; Launch!

Posted by Dirk in Space Jokes at 19:46

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