Saturday, October 13. 2007
How does the vicar explore the Internet?
With the church mouse.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Can you show me how to use the Internet?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Exactly five hundred.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
What goes round the middle of the Internet?
The e-quator.