Saturday, October 13. 2007
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Wednesday, October 3. 2007
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Tuesday, October 2. 2007
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Tuesday, October 2. 2007
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Monday, October 1. 2007
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."