Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What does "Maginot" mean in German?
A: Welcome!
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, Chirac. He stands still and Europe revolves around him.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Going to war without the French is like going hunting without an accordion.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
But now you've made a big mistake, and one that you'll regret; you took sides with our enemies, and that we won't forget.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: Why do the French call their fighter the "Mirage"?
A: Because it's never seen in a combat zone.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Frenchman In the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered?
A: Table for one hundred thousand, sir?
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Sunday, September 2. 2007
Q: Why did the French start using garlic?
A: To improve their breath.