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If somebody accuses you of

Sunday, September 2. 2007

If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:16

You know you're a redneck if you

Sunday, September 2. 2007

You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and drivers ed in the same car.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:15

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink

Sunday, September 2. 2007

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:15

Guns don't kill people.

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Guns don't kill people. Texans kill people.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:15

Q: What is a planet?

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Q: What is a planet?

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:13

Questions and answers selected

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students!
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:10

A newly married hillbilly couple

Sunday, September 2. 2007

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child's book about where babies came from, but to no avail. He tried his own explanation but was met with blank stares. Exasperated, he took them to his private office, and showed them a porno movie. This was also useless. Angrily, he ordered the girl to strip, told the man to watch, and had sex with her on the couch. ''Now, do you understand?'' he asked. ''I just have one question. How many times a week do I have to bring her in for this?''
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:10

What does a redneck say

Sunday, September 2. 2007

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:09

Do you know why flies have wings

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Do you know why flies have wings? So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:09

Q: What is a Hindu?

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Q: What is a Hindu?

A: It lays eggs.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:09

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

Sunday, September 2. 2007

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Posted by Dirk in Redneck Jokes at 15:09
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