Q: Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
A: Because it's more fun than shaking hands!
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What has four legs, a hump, and is found at the North Pole?
A: A lost camel!
Q: What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?
A: Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
Q: What is a monster's favorite Christmas poem?
A: "The Fright Before Christmas!"
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
A: A meowy Christmas and a yappy New Year!
Q: What is a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "We Wish You a Scary Christmas!"
Q: What goes "Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish"?
A: Santa drilling a jump shot!
Q: Why was Santa's sick helper reluctant to go to the hospital?
A: Because he didn't have elf insurance!
Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?
A: Santa Clod!