Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
A: Because it's more fun than shaking hands!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What has four legs, a hump, and is found at the North Pole?
A: A lost camel!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?
A: Eight dollars an hour plus time and a half for overtime!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What is a monster's favorite Christmas poem?
A: "The Fright Before Christmas!"
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
A: A meowy Christmas and a yappy New Year!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What is a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "We Wish You a Scary Christmas!"
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What goes "Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish"?
A: Santa drilling a jump shot!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: Why was Santa's sick helper reluctant to go to the hospital?
A: Because he didn't have elf insurance!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?
A: Santa Clod!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What is Santa's favorite American state?
A: Idaho-ho-ho!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: Why is Santa like a busy gardener?
A: Because all he does is hoe, hoe, hoe.
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Q: What has fins, a tail, and is mailed to you at Christmas?
A: A Christmas cod!
Saturday, September 8. 2007
Santa: "Those toymakers I hired are just not working out."
Mrs. Claus: "Like they say, good elf is hard to find."