Sunday, September 9. 2007
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What does daddy ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?
A boo-tie.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
How does a ghost go on holiday?
By scareplane...
Sunday, September 9. 2007
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What does Dracula drink at breakfast?
Coffin with scream and sugar.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
Why did Dracula visit the doctor?
Because he was coffin.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get a-head in life.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Give him some screws.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What can't you give the headless horseman?
A headache.
Sunday, September 9. 2007
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.