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Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 19:21

It was a bitterly cold day on the golf course

Saturday, August 25. 2007

It was a bitterly cold day on the golf course and the caddy was expecting a large tip from his rich Scottish client. As they neared the clubhouse, the caddy heard the words he was longing to hear, 'This is for a hot glass of whisky.' He held out his hand and a sugar cube was placed in it.

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 17:22

What do you call 2 scotsmen

Saturday, August 25. 2007

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 17:22

How do you know if a

Saturday, August 25. 2007

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 17:21

A Scotsman wanted

Saturday, August 25. 2007

A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 17:21

McDougal bought two tickets

Saturday, August 25. 2007

McDougal bought two tickets for the lottery. He won five million pounds.
"How do you feel about your big win?" asked a newspaper reporter.
"Disappointed," said McDougal, "My other ticket didn't win anything."

Posted by Dirk in Scottish Jokes at 17:21