Monday, September 10. 2007
A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
Monday, September 10. 2007
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.
Monday, September 10. 2007
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
Monday, September 10. 2007
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
Monday, September 10. 2007
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Monday, September 10. 2007
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Monday, September 10. 2007
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
Monday, September 10. 2007
"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!
Monday, September 10. 2007
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
Monday, September 10. 2007
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it's been sliced.
Monday, September 10. 2007
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."
Monday, September 10. 2007
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Monday, September 10. 2007
What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!
Monday, September 10. 2007
What's the greatest birthday present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
Monday, September 10. 2007
Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!