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A man who forgets his wife's birthday

Monday, September 10. 2007

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:17

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

Monday, September 10. 2007

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?
A stole.
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:16

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?

Monday, September 10. 2007

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:16

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"

Monday, September 10. 2007

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:15

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

Monday, September 10. 2007

BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:15

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Monday, September 10. 2007

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:15

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building

Monday, September 10. 2007

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:14

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

Monday, September 10. 2007

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:14

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

Monday, September 10. 2007

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:13

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

Monday, September 10. 2007

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it's been sliced.
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:13

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"

Monday, September 10. 2007

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."
Posted by Dirk in Birthday Jokes at 21:12
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