Saturday, August 25. 2007
To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Assumed Decimal Point: Located two positions to the right of a programmer's current salary in estimating his own worth.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Assumed Decimal Point: Located two positions to the right of a programmer's current salary in estimating his own worth.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Cursor: What you become when your computer crashes.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Back Up My Hard Drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Saturday, August 25. 2007
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
Saturday, August 25. 2007
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
Saturday, August 25. 2007
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
Saturday, August 25. 2007
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. "We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a "general protection fault" or "illegal operation" warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it," said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror. The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
To err is human; to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
Saturday, August 25. 2007
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!