Wednesday, October 10. 2007
Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: How does a German eat mussels
A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
A: Only the first one can make you smile.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?
A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ?
A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ?
A: It's got ten seats inside.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
Tuesday, September 11. 2007
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.