Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Yo Momma like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!