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One Day the Devil challenged the

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."
"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:48

Q: What do you get when

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:48

Q: Why is it so windy

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Q: Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?
A: Because of all the Giant Fans!
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:47

Baseball fans are hoping that

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Baseball fans are hoping that President Clinton may throw out the first pitch at one of the World Series games.
"Normally, we'd ask Hillary," said a baseball spokesman. "Because she seems to be the one with the balls."
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:47

A young lady arrived at her first ballgame

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

A young lady arrived at her first ballgame during the 5th inning. "The score is 0 to 0," she heard a nearby fan say. "Oh, good," she cooed to her boyfriend, "then we haven't missed a thing."
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:46

Bill Clinton was at a baseball game.

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
President Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:45

Q: What is the difference between

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?
A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:45

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:44

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:44

Q: What is the difference between

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Posted by Dirk in Baseball Jokes at 21:43
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