One day in 2015, Russia bombed Iraq and America, so Iraq and the US had no choice but to be allies. Then, an Iraqi and an American were both captured by Russian terrorists, and they asked if they had any last requests before they got their heads blowed up. The American says, "can you play America the Beautiful one last time?" The Russian guy asks the Iraqi for any last requests. The Iraqi says, "can you shoot me before you play America the Beautiful?"
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and an American all walk into a bar, buy a drink, and go outside. The Mexican grabs his drink, gulps it down, throws his glass in the air, shoots it and says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap, we don't ever have to drink with the same ones twice!" Feelin a lil cocky, the Iraqi says, "OK." He drinks his glass, throws it high in the air, shoots it with his AK-47 and says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand we never ever have to drink with the same glass twice!" Then the American gets up from his chair, cool as a cucumber, throws his beer bottle in the air, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, catches his bottle and says, "Well in MY country, we have so many damn Mexicans and Iraqis that we dont ever have to drink with the same ones twice!" Amen
Three men were on a plane. one was a drunk man an iraq and the last one was an israeli.the place was going to crash and the pilot announced to throw out all of the items they do not need out of the window. so the drunck man looks at all his beer and says "i dont need all this beer. i have a lot of beer from my country" so he throws out all of the beer out of the window. th iraq guy looks at all of his explosions and bombs and he says" i have a lot of explosion and bombs from my country" so he trows out all of the explosions and bombs out the window. so the israeli guy looks at the iraq guy and picks him up and says" i have a lot of these in my country" and he throws out the iraq guuy out of the window!!!