Two roadies were moving the cart of amps and drum cases, in order to load them back onto the tour truck The singer came by and said, "You should push the cart instead of pulling it. It's a lot easier."
So the roadies turned around and started pushing the cart.
The one said to the other, "You know, this is a lot easier."
The other replied, "Yeah, but we're getting farther away from the truck".
"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"