The Lone Ranger is riding into town when he finds Tonto lying across
the middle of the road with his head pressed closely against the
ground. He reigns in Silver and leans down to ask Tonto what the
"Stagecoach passed half-hour ago," says Tonto.
"How can you tell?" asks the Lone Ranger.
"Broke my neck."
Four cowboys were at an old saloon in Tombstone playing poker. A lot of money was at stake as the cards were dealt, and each was keeping a sharp eye on the other.
As one of the players called the hand and laid out his cards, another one stood up in amazement.
"Hey, George is cheatin'. He ain't playin' the cards I dealt him!"
A man walks into a butcher's shop and inquires of the butcher:
"Are you a gambling man?" The butcher says "Yes", so the man said: "I bet you L50 that you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there." The butcher says "I'm not betting on that."
"But I thought you were a gambling man" the man retorts.
"Yes I am" says the butcher "but the steaks are too high."