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What lives in apples and is

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:17

What did one slug say

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I'll get you next slime!
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:17

What do you give a sick

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:16

What did the snake say

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:16

What's a vampire's favorite

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What's a vampire's favorite sport?
Batminton.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:15

What is the monsters' favourite

Monday, October 8. 2007

What is the monsters' favourite football team?
Slitherpool.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:15

What makes a glow-

Monday, October 8. 2007

What makes a glow-worm glow?
A light meal.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:14

What's the best way to get

Monday, October 8. 2007

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:10

What is a monster's favourite

Monday, October 8. 2007

What is a monster's favourite game?
Swallow the leader.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:10

What would you do if you

Sunday, October 7. 2007

What would you do if you found a bookworm chewing your favorite book?
Take the words right out of its mouth.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:09

Why are monsters so forgetful

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Why are monsters so forgetful?
Because everything you tell them goes in one ear and out the others.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:09

What followed the Loch

Sunday, October 7. 2007

What followed the Loch Ness Monster?
A whopping big tail.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:08

What do you get if you cross

Saturday, October 6. 2007

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 20:08

What did the vampire do

Friday, October 5. 2007

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off.
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 19:56

How do you know your kitchen

Friday, October 5. 2007

How do you know your kitchen is filthy?
The slugs leave trails on the floor that read "Clean me."
Posted by Dirk in Monster Jokes at 19:55
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