Tuesday, October 9. 2007
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
Tuesday, October 9. 2007
Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
Tuesday, October 9. 2007
Q: How many movie actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but you should've seen the line outside the producer's hotel room.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: Why did the lightbulb cross the road ?
A: Because it saw 2 elephants coming.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't expect results.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many Filipinoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they like Danzig in the dark.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many pawnbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's of no interest to them.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?
A: Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many safety inspectors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder.
Monday, October 8. 2007
Q: How many people in Marin County does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Silly! They don't screw in light bulbs in Marin County -- they screw in hot tubs.