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Q: How many Marxists does it

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:31

Q: How many publishers does

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Q: How many publishers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 21:06

Q: How many movie actresses

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Q: How many movie actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but you should've seen the line outside the producer's hotel room.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 21:05

Q: How many Iranians does it take

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:31

Q: How many senators does

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:30

Q: How many newsmen does

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:30

Q: How many consultants

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:29

Q: Why did the lightbulb cross

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: Why did the lightbulb cross the road ?
A: Because it saw 2 elephants coming.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:29

Q: How many retarded Italian

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't expect results.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:28

Q: How many Filipinoes does it take

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many Filipinoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don't know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:28

Q: How many European ballet dancers

Monday, October 8. 2007

Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they like Danzig in the dark.
Posted by Dirk in Lightbulb Jokes at 22:27
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