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Did you hear about the Polish Admiral

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:30

A Polish and an Italian are

Sunday, August 26. 2007

A Polish and an Italian are hunting in the woods. Suddenly a
naked woman appears.
Italian: Boy, I could eat her!...
The Polish guy shot her.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:29

Q: How do you take census in a Polish

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and
subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:29

Did you hear about the latest

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Did you hear about the latest Polish invention? It's a solar-powered
flashlight.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:29

Polish loan shark lends out

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Polish loan shark lends out all his money, skips town.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:28

Q: Who wears a dirty white

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?
A: Lawrence of Poland
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:28

An Englishman, a Frenchman

Sunday, August 26. 2007

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the
Germans and thrown into prison. However, the guard was rather kind
towards them, and said, "I am going to lock you away for five years,
but I'll let you have anything you want now before I lock you away."
The Englishman says, "I'll have five years' supply of beer!"
His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his beer.
The Frenchman says, "I'll have five years' supply of brandy!"
His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his brandy.
The Polak says, "I'll have five years' supply of cigarettes!"
His wish is granted, and they lock him away with his cigarettes.
Five years later, the Germans come to release their
prisoners. First, they release the Englishman, who staggers out
totally drunk. Then, they release the Frenchman, who also rolls out
rather inebriated. Then, they release the Polak, who comes out and
says, "Has anyone got a light?"
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:28

Q: Who wears a forest

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest
Service.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:27

Q: How do you stop a Polish

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:27

Q: How many Polaks does it

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q: How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to
spin the chair.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:26

Q. Why don't polish women

Sunday, August 26. 2007

Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Posted by Dirk in Polish Jokes at 00:26
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