SMS Jokes - Funny Jokes

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 05:32

Men are like chocolate bars

Monday, October 8. 2007

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 05:32

Why did Tigger stick his head

Friday, October 5. 2007

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 22:51

I'm late for work because the train

Friday, October 5. 2007

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

Handys Handyvertrag Notebook ohne Schufa Handyverträge mit Auszahlung

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 22:51

Can you explain to me how this lipstick

Friday, October 5. 2007

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 22:50

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.

Thursday, October 4. 2007

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 22:50

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm

Wednesday, October 3. 2007

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

Posted by Dirk in SMS Jokes at 22:49