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The children were lined up in the cafeteria

Wednesday, October 10. 2007

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:38

What school supply is

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What school supply is always tired?
A knapsack!
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:36

What’s the difference between a

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:34

What is white when its dirty

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:30

The teacher of the earth science

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:26

Teacher: Could you please pay

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:25

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:20

Q: What object is king

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:19

Teacher: Name two days

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:37

Q: Why did the teacher

Wednesday, October 3. 2007

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:21

Teacher asked George:

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Posted by Dirk in School Jokes at 07:23
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