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Yo momma?s ass is so fat,

Monday, October 8. 2007

Yo momma?s ass is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:01

Yo momma's so fat she has

Monday, October 8. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:01

Yo momma's so fat she had stretch

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:08

Yo momma's so fat she don't

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she don't have cellulite she's got cellu-heavy!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:07

Yo momma's so fat she had

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:00

Yo momma's so fat she got to pull

Saturday, October 6. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:07

Yo momma's so fat her legs is

Saturday, October 6. 2007

Yo momma's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:06

Yo momma's so fat she has to

Saturday, October 6. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:05

Yo momma's so fat she has been

Friday, October 5. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:05

Yo momma's butt is so

Friday, October 5. 2007

Yo momma's butt is so fat if you put numbers on it she could stamp license plates.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:05

Yo momma's so fat she has

Friday, October 5. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she has to wash in the Atlantic Ocean.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:04

Yo momma's so fat sets

Friday, October 5. 2007

Yo momma's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:04

Yo momma's got so many rings

Thursday, October 4. 2007

Yo momma's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:03

Yo momma's so fat people use

Thursday, October 4. 2007

Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:03

Yo momma's so fat she has her

Thursday, October 4. 2007

Yo momma's so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Fat Jokes at 19:03
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