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Yo momma's so ugly she could scare

Monday, October 8. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 20:01

Yo momma's so ugly she has to

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 20:00

Yo momma's so ugly she could

Friday, October 5. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:24

Yo momma's so ugly she has to

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:24

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:23

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:23

Yo momma's so ugly she just

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:23

Yo momma's so ugly when you

Tuesday, October 2. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:22

Yo momma's so ugly she looks

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 19:00

Yo momma's so ugly they only

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:20

Yo momma's so ugly when she

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:20

Yo momma's so ugly that when she

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:17

Yo momma's so ugly you could

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:15

Yo momma's so ugly she tried

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:04

Yo momma's so ugly she

Monday, October 1. 2007

Yo momma's so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Ugly Jokes at 15:03
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