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Yo momma?s so old she used

Tuesday, October 9. 2007

Yo momma?s so old she used to babysit Yoda.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:44

Yo momma?s so old, I told her

Monday, October 8. 2007

Yo momma?s so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:43

Yo momma's so old she remembers

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:42

Yo momma?s so old she's blind

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma?s so old she's blind from the big bang.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:42

Yo momma's so old and stupid she

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma's so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:41

Yo momma?s so old i looked

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Yo momma?s so old i looked in her year book and saw jesus!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:41

Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park

Wednesday, October 3. 2007

Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 20:40

Yo momma's so old, she actually

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old, she actually walked with the dinosaurs.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:48

Yo momma's so old when she reads the Bible

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old when she reads the Bible she reminisces.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:45

Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is expired.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:37

Yo momma's so old she owes

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:31

Yo momma?s so old her social

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma?s so old her social security number is 1!
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:29

Yo momma may be old, but she still parties

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma may be old, but she still parties like it's 1899.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:27

Yo momma's so old she has a picture

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:27

Yo momma's so old that when she was in school

Saturday, August 25. 2007

Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Posted by Dirk in Yo Momma Old Jokes at 19:17
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