Yo momma's so stupid it take her a half hour to make Minute Rice.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo momma?s so stupid she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.
Yo momma?s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo momma?s so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.