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Confucius Say... Even the greatest of

Friday, October 12. 2007

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:24

Confucius Say... Man who sit

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who sit on tack get point!
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:58

Confucius Say... Baseball is wrong

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:56

Confucius Say... Man who sneezes without

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:54

Confucius Say... Man who lives in glass

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:45

Confucius Say... War doesn't determine

Sunday, October 7. 2007

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:44

Confucius Say... Man who fishes in

Sunday, October 7. 2007

other man's well often catches crabs.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:44

Confucius Say... Man who sink into

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:43

Confucius Say... Man who lose key

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:42

Confucius Say... Man who drive like

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:40

Confucius Say...Man who fight

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:39

Confucius Say... Man who eat

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:38

Confucius Say... Wife who put

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:35

Confucius Say... Man who keep feet

Sunday, October 7. 2007

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:33

Confucius Say... He who sitteth on

Sunday, October 7. 2007

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Posted by Dirk in Confucius Jokes at 16:31
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