Saturday, October 13. 2007
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
To make heat lightning
Saturday, October 13. 2007
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
Candy Canes
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
Ball lightning
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
In a high pressure cell
Saturday, October 13. 2007
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?
It is a breeze
Sunday, October 7. 2007
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
Fog
Sunday, October 7. 2007
How is snow white?
Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
The weatherman.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
A wet one.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli today, hot tamale.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?
Katabatic
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Where do wind gusts go to on dates?
To Chicago
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Why did the tornado get arrested?
For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.