Saturday, October 13. 2007
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A booloney sandwich!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
What Central American country has the most spooks?
Ghosta Rica!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!
Saturday, October 13. 2007
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because there's no body there!
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What sort of violin does a ghost play?
A dreadivarius.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What do you call a ghost at midnight?
A sheet in the dark!
Sunday, October 7. 2007
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had just dread-ged the lake.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?
Afresh air freak.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Sunday, October 7. 2007
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.